3.2 Business models
Brothelettes Escort Agencies Independents Street girls
3.2.1 Brothelettes
graphic  Being involved in the management of a brothel is illegal in England & Wales - viewers in Scotland and Northern Ireland have their own laws which are broadly similar. This causes interesting practical problems for anyone dealing with the tax affairs of brothels. For starters declaring brothel-managing income on your tax return is tantamount to handing in a signed confession to a criminal offence. And any accountant agreeing to act for a brothel manager should be filing a Suspicious Activity Report with the Serious Organised Crime Agency. You could try arguing that most brothels are seriously disorganised but it's not a great defence in the face of a 7 year prison sentence.
So why discuss brothels at all? Two reasons.
First of all brothels are being targeted by JOSETS (Joint Shadow Economy Teams), the joint black economy units run by HM Revenue & Customs and the Department of Work & Pensions. Their aim seems to be to bring both the establishment owners and the individual working girls into the tax system, and at the same time crack down on benefit fraud. More about what they're doing and how to respond later on.
The second factor is that three years ago the government stated its intention of improving the safety of girls working alone, and encouraging girls away from street work, by legalising the practice of 2 girls working together in a flat with a maid - in a brothelette. That idea seems to have been overshadowed by Harriet Harman's recent talk of outlawing paying for sex, but nevertheless the original idea is still in the Home Office document "Paying the Price."
The Brothelette Business Model - Income Tax
The Home Office probably envisaged an ideal world where brothelettes are all run as co- operatives: a group of working girls sharing premises, taking it in turns to work, maiding for each other, and sharing all the house running expenses. If only one girl works from the premises it is legal already, and if the government proposals get turned into law it looks as though it will be legal for two girls to work at the same time. Nobody is managing it because the girls sort out everything between themselves.  And the tax position is straightforward: each girl has her own income and then claims tax relief on her personal expenses and her share of the joint house expenses.
Some flats work successfully as co-operatives, but in the long term it's not a great way to run a business. Somebody needs to be responsible for the rent and the other property expenses, somebody needs to co- ordinate the rota and organize advertising, somebody needs to water the hanging baskets, and if the punters aren't going to be confused someone needs to ensure there are house standards about the way they go about their work.
Most successful small brothels are therefore actively managed, sometimes by one of the working girls herself, sometimes by a retired wg, and sometimes by a man. The typical business model works much like some small hairdressing salons. The salon is owned by one of the stylists. She also rents out chairs to other stylists who are self- employed and build up their own client base. They pay a rent, which may be a fixed sum per hour or a percentage of their takings, and in return they get the use of the salon facilities including shared booking arrangements, use of equipment, towels, condoms etc. Usually, for convenience of accounting, all the takings go through the same till and the salon owner will deal with banking and reckon up with the individual stylists once a week. Although self- employed, the stylists are required to keep to the salon rules - for instance sticking to the salon price list, using salon hair products, asking clients about their holidays, and wearing stockings and suspenders.
The income tax position of the individual stylists is again fairly straightforward. They are self- employed (provided the contract has been drawn up properly) so they pay weekly Class 2 NI, and they are self- assessed on their profits which are calculated from their total takings less the payment they make to the salon, and less any other personal expenses which are allowable for tax.
The salon owner is again self-employed (ignoring the potential complication that the salon might be a limited company - yes it might be, but nobody in their right mind would run a brothel as a limited company, surely. Although, thinking about it, in 2002 the owner of Bonnies Mansion did try, unsuccessfully, to convince Scotland Yard it was owned by a charity.) Anyway, the profits of a sane salon owner comprise her own income as a stylist plus her 'rent' from the self- employed stylists, less all the expenses of running the salon.
VAT & Brothelettes
VAT is where it starts getting really interesting exciting!
Hairdressers don't want to be VAT registered if they can avoid it, because the top slice of their takings will be VAT which they'll have to pay to the treasury. OK they will be able to reclaim the VAT on their expenses, but unless their expenses are higher than their income - i.e. unless their business is losing money, in which case they ought to pack up and go home -  they will be considerably out of pocket. Fortunately a business does not have to register if its annual takings are below the VAT threshold of £67,000.
The individual stylist renting a chair in a salon is almost certainly below the VAT threshold. But what of the salon owner? Her annual takings for VAT purposes comprise her own takings as a stylist plus the rents she charges to the self- employed stylists. Depending on the size of the salon and how much work she does herself, she may or may not be below the threshold for VAT.
There have been a number of VAT Tribunal and Court cases where HMRC have attempted to prove that the chair- renters were styling hair as agents of the salon owner and that the customers were all doing business with the salon rather than with an individual stylist. If that were true then the salon owners takings for VAT purposes would be the total takings of all the stylists added together, which in all but the quietest salons would be over the VAT threshold and the VATman would get a guaranteed slice of the whole cake.
You'll be delighted to know that provided a salon chair-renting scheme is set up properly it does work as a way of avoiding VAT. In Kieran Mullin Ltd v Customs & Excise Commissioners (2003) the judge ruled that the critical issue was that the stylists paid the company to rent a chair, and they did not receive any payment from the company. So they could not be receiving money from the customers as agents of the company. The effect of that decision is to divide the total takings of the salon into a number of smaller cakes. Instead of getting a slice of one big cake the VATman is left getting a slice of only the cakes that are bigger than the VAT threshold. [Don't you just love a good mixed metaphor?]
But recently there has been an even more entertaining High Court decision which is (in legal parlance) 'on all fours' with what goes on in a brothelette that uses the hair salon business model. You'll find details of The Spearmint Rhino case  here. So how does it relate to brothelettes?
From a VAT point of view the key part of the transaction is when punter and working girl eye each other up, sniff around each other, or whatever else they do, and reach an agreement about what services he wants and what she is prepared to supply. They make an arrangement together, she is not agreeing to provide sex as an agent of the brothel. She is agreeing as a free agent to supply sex, and in a separate arrangement she is renting a room and all that goes with it from the brothel owner. Typically the deal is struck, the money changes hands, and she then disappears for a few minutes to put the cash in the till while he takes off his shoes and socks.
That means that the individual girls only have to worry about VAT if the total amount that punters place into their hot little hands goes over the VAT threshold.
The brothel-keeper is similarly only liable to VAT on the part of the takings which the girls pay to her. It doesn't matter if for administrative convenience all the takings are initially pooled in the same till. The part which the girls keep is their money and following the Spearmint Rhino decision nothing to do with the brothelette manager. And if the manager's share of the girls' takings, together with anything she earns from working herself, fall below the VAT threshold then she has no need to register for VAT at all. But even if she does have to register she only has to account for VAT on her share of the money coming into the business.
That's all a bit confusing so here's a couple of examples.
Example 1
To keep the arithmetic simple suppose there are 10 girls working in a brothelette and in a year they are paid £15,000 each by punters. Out of that they each pay £5,000 to the brothel-keeper to pay for the flat, the maid, hot and cold running water, use of lifeboat man uniforms, Performing Rights Music Licence (yeah right!) etc. The brothel-keeper also works and receives £20,000 from punters, but obviously doesn't pay herself for use of facilities.
The friendly VATman knocks on the door and says it's all one business, the total takings are £170,000 (£15,000 x 10 + £20,000) which is way over the VAT registration limit, you owe us VAT on £170k which is £25,319 (i.e. 170,000 x 17.5/117.5)
But following the Spearmint Rhino case the position is much less favourable to the VATman. Each of the girls receives £15,000 which is way below the VAT threshold so none of them need to register. The brothel-keeper receives £5,000 from each girl plus £20,000 she gets from her own punters, which is a total of £70,000. That's just over the VAT threshold so she owes the VATman £10,425 (i.e. 70,000 x 17.5/117.5)
Example 2
Let's suppose everything is the same as in example 1 except the brothel-keeper decides to do less work herself and only receives £10,000 from her own punters.
Following the Spearmint Rhino principles the girls are still below the threshold and don't have to register. But now the brothel- keeper's takings are £50,000 from the girls plus £10,000 from punters, a total of £60,000. That's below the VAT threshold which means she doesn't have to register either, and the VATman goes away with zilch.
For the sake of clarity I've ignored the VAT which could be reclaimed on expenses if the business is forced to register. It will reduce the VAT payable a bit, but not by much.
JOSETs
So, as promised, back to what HM Revenue & Customs are up to through JOSETs. Over the last year or more the shadow economy teams have been taking an interest in the sex trade generally and brothels in particular. Generally they will arrive as a 3 person team: a benefits person from the Department of Work & Pensions, a VATman and an Income tax and National Insurance bod. They usually seek to register all the girls for tax, and suggest to any who are claiming benefits while working that they might like to pack up and go home permanently. At this point the benefits specialist usually withdraws too. They will accept that the girls are self-employed and will make sure they get all the girls still working to register for tax and NI. I have known them try to get the person running a brothelette to get any new girls to sign up, but I can't see any legal basis that enables them to insist on that, and in practical terms the owner may not even know the real name or address of some of the girls. I would strongly suggest she urges them, in their own best interests, to register, but I can't see how she can insist on it.
Turning to the brothel owner they will want her to register for tax and NI, if she is not already registered. This does cause a problem because, as explained at the outset, registering as a brothel- keeper amounts to confessing to a crime. HMRC are unlikely to object if some other description is used (fitness salon operator, health club....) provided the income is properly declared.
In most of the cases I have come across JOSETs have not taken on board the effect of the Spearmint Rhino case or the earlier hairdressing salon cases. They tend to assume they can treat the whole of the takings as VATable and insisted that a VAT registration form is completed. In some cases after accountancy advice has been taken the owner has subsequently de-registered. You are perfectly entitled to refuse to sign a registration form until you have taken professional advice. Equally you are entitled to de-register if your takings are below the de-registration limit (£65,000). If HMRC disagree with your decision they can raise assessments or refuse your request, but those actions can be appealed. There is a danger that refusing to co- operate will lead to them deciding to look back at earlier years, but taking a short period of time to get proper professional advice should not cause problems. The bottom line is that the nature of your business should not affect your right to be treated with respect.
The Maid
There is one final knotty tax problem connected with brothelettes: the position of the maid.
In the idealised situation where a group of girls are operating as a co-operative and everyone shares out the maiding then there is no real problem. The girls are self- employed. Most of their income is from working but a small amount comes from acting as maid. It can all be treated as part of their self-employed income.
The problem comes when one person is doing most of the maiding because it there is a danger she'll be regarded as an employee of owner. That means deducting PAYE and NI with all the accompanying paperwork. In practice most maids are regarded as self- employed, and provided they register and pay their tax HMR&C may be happy to allow that to continue. The risk is that if the maid doesn't pay her tax then the taxman can, with some justification, come back to the owner and demand the tax and NI from her. That could get very expensive. most parlours would argue that the maid is wholly paid by customary tips from the girls and therefore can't be an employee of the owner.
3.2.2 Escort Agencies
3.2.3 Independents
3.2.4 Street girls